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24/6/2010 03:46pm
tommy
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Not sure most people know that i moved back to Shanghai recently, some do but ya anyways...when i got back here a female friend of mine (who i met through one of my friend's she was going out with :X) did the usual facebook message of "hey i hear you're back in town?" kinda thing and suggested we meet up and catch up, i thought to myself yeah it could be nice to catch up with an old friend etc, see how she's doing etc etc.

Fast forward to last weekend, she asked me where i was going out on saturday night, i ended up falling asleep because i'd been working all day and my sleeping pattern has been fucked up for the entirety of the world cup so i woke up the next morning and replied to her saying "sorry i didnt make it, i just ended up hanging out with a few people near my house instead of going downtown" she replies "ah cool everywhere was pretty boring last night, but we can make up for it some other time" i said "sure sounds great"

Fast forward once more to tuesday, she texted me saying "hey lets go for happy hour somewhere" i had work (tennis coach) all of tuesday night so i said "sounds great but i cant do tonight, how about thursday?" she said "ok thursday works for me too"

TODAY: I message her saying "hey where/when do you wanna meet?" she said "lets get dinner beforehand and then go for drinks" and i replied ok.

Advice time: Whats my move here? She is definitely hot and bangable (rich asian with big tits [triple threat]). She definitely seems keen on something but i'm also slightly worried about betraying my friend...
1.
24/6/2010 03:50pm
rozzo
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Ask your mate if its sweet if u hook up with her.

But if you don't want to do that, go bang her and hope no one finds out.. which they probs will.. good luck :D
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24/6/2010 03:55pm
bsta
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slay the dragon. flick it away. sloppy seconds arent meant to be held onto... even if she's cashed and has 2 decent sized eagles on her perch.
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24/6/2010 04:11pm
Enigma
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How good of a friend we talkin here?
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24/6/2010 04:15pm
JewelzEH
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picture
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24/6/2010 04:22pm
xeqution
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picture with tits or gtfo
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24/6/2010 04:24pm
tommy
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he's a decent friend, but they broke up on pretty bad terms (messy long distance etc) so he'd probs be sipping hateorade if i fucked her and he found out. pic of the girl =

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs062....

she's on the right
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24/6/2010 04:26pm
bluey
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shes ugly as fuck
ban her instantly and try for something else
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24/6/2010 04:30pm
kbz
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i dont see any tits either
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24/6/2010 04:33pm
tommy
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haters gon hate....


pic doesnt necessarily show the tits but i'm not gonna find another one that does just to please the young horny kids on ESAU.
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24/6/2010 04:40pm
kbz
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tits or gtfo
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24/6/2010 04:41pm
tommy
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kbz you're not funny enough or popular enough to attempt to put others down, please refrain from posting in my thread in the future.

Thanks.
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24/6/2010 04:46pm
snow
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pretty sure it goes against the bro code to banter of big tits but not back them up with a pic to please the masses
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24/6/2010 04:49pm
bluey
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snow on the money!

tommy are you a virgin
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24/6/2010 04:58pm
inacoma
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lol bluey
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24/6/2010 05:10pm
patskE
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lol
how can u rate her...
ob's misses is way better!
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24/6/2010 05:24pm
funboy
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id fuck her
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24/6/2010 05:24pm
funboy
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hell i'd fuck anything
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24/6/2010 05:24pm
patskE
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with a paper bag handy
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24/6/2010 05:41pm
bluey
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but then you wouldnt be able to cum on her face pat
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24/6/2010 05:43pm
crate
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i dont think shes ugly, just really asian. she'd be better if she got her baps out though for sure

oh and if hes your m8 and it was shitty breakup then id go with no, unless your really toey in which case i say go for it
LAST EDITED BY crate ON 24/06/10 05:44pm
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24/6/2010 06:07pm
kbz
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who am i putting down? not trying to be funny ay, not my fault she's ugly and flat, even though you suggested otherwise...
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24/6/2010 06:10pm
benzino
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I WOULD
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24/6/2010 06:15pm
NazenemY
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1. Cancel date
2. Go to brothel
3. Get dick wet
4. ?????
5. Profit

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24/6/2010 06:19pm
NazenemY
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Beauty is only a light switch away lads.
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24/6/2010 06:19pm
NazenemY
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But in all seriousness, I wouldn't have sex with her.
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24/6/2010 06:21pm
NazenemY
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HOLD ON LADS, we have all been mistaken, that photo was misleading. I found her

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/7002/82064353.j...
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24/6/2010 06:22pm
NazenemY
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In which case, she has a fine elbow.
LAST EDITED BY NazenemY ON 24/06/10 06:23pm
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24/6/2010 06:24pm
tommy
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i didnt say she was a 10, but a pretty easy trip to brown town means that her being a 10 is not necessary
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24/6/2010 06:35pm
NazenemY
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ive been to brown town. Its worth a go, but brown town is not somewhere special. It isnt an ass full of candy and magical pleasure on the penis.

Its grinding your dick in a tight poop shoot
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24/6/2010 06:36pm
humanee
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA PAUL
31.
24/6/2010 06:41pm
zero
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If he was a real mate he'd tell you to go for it, so I say go for it, how long ago they broke up could affect how sensitive he is if it happened like 2 days ago lol.

In any case have dinner, drinks then close the deal and it'll be all good.
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24/6/2010 07:08pm
kr0wb4r
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Meet up with her, have dinner. IF it even turns out that she actually wants to fuck you, do it.


You don't wanna be the guy in a few years saying what if. Do it then worry about the consequences later, if there are any at all.
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24/6/2010 07:20pm
Samuel Lord
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i'd talk to her mother first

but hey, i'm a virgin
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24/6/2010 07:25pm
Samuel Lord
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also

http://yfrog.com/4bpancakegirlj
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24/6/2010 07:38pm
kbz
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LOL
36.
24/6/2010 07:45pm
xeqution
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As someone stated, violation of the bro code, ask your mate before you go out for dinner with her, ask him if he cares...

http://yfrog.com/4bpancakegirlj <--- LOL

I hope this girl doesn't jump on these forums, too funny.
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24/6/2010 07:56pm
mE
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if u are keen on it just hit it tommy, friends are overrated and theyre broken up anyway
38.
24/6/2010 08:17pm
oggerz
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tommy m8.

deep down, u know whether ur going to fuck her or not. u alreddy know what u want and/or are going to do.

ur just waiting for someone to give u a push in the back and say "slay the dragon" or "dont break the brO KodE BRO!!"

if u really wanna fk her just do It m8

ps. she looks like the asian bitch on greys anatomy that no1 likes (just puttin it out there)
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24/6/2010 08:23pm
Enigma
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If he's a GOOD m8. Don't fuckin do it you fucking dog.

but if hes just a say hi every once in a while kinda dude then get your end wet.

And while she isn't hottest girl in the world, every one of you cunts would smash her after a few pints.
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24/6/2010 08:38pm
GoMeZ
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friends dont fuck each others soulmates. so unless she is his soulmate it's ok.
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